petermaximmoff:

concept: me, laughing at all the men who said wonder woman would flop as i lay underneath a ceiling painted michelangelo style depicting gal gadot as diana prince 

hot mess: aries, LIBRA, scorpio, capricorn
chill mess: taurus, GEMINI, aquarius, pisces
just a mess lmao: cancer, leo, VIRGO, sagittarius

bakrua:

shitpostgenerator:

fuck dudes who lie about bread

hey folks. at it again. fucking. sitting here on my fat ass thinking to myself. what a specific kind of text post. what happened to this person. what happened to this person? what lie was told. what dude lied about bread. what is the story, what is this persons story

you’d think i’d learn to fucking look at OP’s url by now 

The signs and flirting

Says they can’t flirt but can flirt like a love God: LEO, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Taurus
Can flirt without trying, but when they try, it’s horrible: Virgo, Pisces, SCORPIO, Aries
Can’t flirt for shit: Cancer, Aquarius
Always flirting whether they know it or not: LIBRA, Gemini