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self care is drinking energy drinks until you clip through the floor
Paramedic: What’s the emergency?
Me: Look, I’ve lost a lot of blood
Me: Or rather, I mean
Me: I actually know where my blood is, but
When you tell your friend a really bad pun;
‘She died doing what she loved: swearing profusely.’
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Tall People 👥 (Feat. Dan Howell, Phil Lester, & LEO THE GIANT)
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you ever been so stressed that youre calm
this is my constant state
my chill is fake
“How are you so calm?!”
“I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”
im smol and ready 2 brawl
me: *knows exactly what i have to say*
me: *stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence*
I have never seen a more accurate portrayal of my creative process.
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