So @trashforthetrashblog tagged me in a thing and I decided to do it. Thanks
btw~

1.    
Do you collect anything weird?

I’m not really a collector but I collected quarters
at one point in my life

2.    
What’s your favorite dinosaur?

Gotta go with the most cliché one so T-rex

3.    
Name one thing you’ve pretended to like (at all,
or just a lot more than you really do) in order to impress someone. Arcade
Fire, for example.

A lot of tv shows. First thing off top of my head
is Grey’s Anatomy

4.    
If you had children (not counting your numerous
OC’s who don’t actually have to go out in PUBLIC with these RIDICULOUS names
you’ve given them), what would you name them?

I honestly don’t even know. Never even thought of
having kids because ain’t nobody got time for that ish. But I will say I do like
the name Sage~

5.    
Do you actually like chocolate?

Yup

6.    
What’s your favorite phrase/colloquialism that
would likely not be understood by anyone outside of Tumblr?

Ahem. A stampede of dicks

7.    
What is your SNK crack ship?

I don’t think I actually have one? Maybe Jean and
Eren but I think that’s about it

8.    
Eruri has been canon confirmed. How do you
respond?

Watching smugly from the sidelines with tea as the
hardcore eruri shippers dissolve into some form of celebratory chaos

9.    
Fads. Remember those? Tell me about something
past you was REALLY, REALLY into that makes present you cringe.

I’d probably say those ridiculous silly bands
(flashes back to middle school me and cringes)

10.  
What’s your headcanon on Levi’s cravat
situation?

Levi’s mother had fashioned Levi a cravat when he
was a child. She promised her small son that one day she and Levi would be well
rid of the underground, and that eventually he’d be as handsome and well
dressed as the noblemen who visited from above ground were. Levi held onto her
words long after she passed, and he was eventually gifted a cravat as an
appreciative token from Erwin. He keeps it near him at all times to remind
himself of his mother and of his promise to protect Erwin. (Idek why I made this so
long. I pulled this out of my ass lmfao)

11.  
What’s your lucky number?

I’d say 7, but idek

WRITE 3 THINGS YOUR FOLLOWERS PROBABLY DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU.

I was tagged by trashforthetrashblog to do this and after 398408 years I finally pulled my head out of my ass and I did it. (Major shout out to her for tagging my boring ass) So without further ado, here are 3 things my followers don’t need (or don’t want) to know about me but will know nonetheless because yes

1. I am violently afraid of clowns, but somehow I can get through It and (most of) AHS: Freak Show without batting an eye

2. Since starting college, I’ve managed to slip both into and out of the men’s room a grand total of 2 times. Luckily no one was in there, but I did it for the thrill (besides that makes a good story to tell the grandkids)

3. I honestly can’t eat bananas (all sexual references aside) they just taste awful and leave a bad aftertaste in my mouth

Now that that’s over I’m tagging smithlets thetimeisturning  comander-sadwin girl-in-a-paper-bag and anyone else who wants to do this~

Get to Know Your Followers

RULES: Answer in a new post and tag 20 followers that you would like to get to know better

TAGGED BY: @thetimeisturning. Thank you for tagging me~

  • NAME: Kai
  • NICK.NAME: Smacks, K, Penguin, Nugget
  • GENDER: nonbinary
  • STAR SIGN: aries
  • HEIGHT: short af
  • FAVORITE COLOR(S): red, black, and blue
  • TIME RIGHT NOW: 8:09 pm
  • AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP:  depends
  • LAST THING I GOOGLED: cracked.com
  • NUMBER OF BLANKETS I SLEEP WITH: two
  • FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER: So many lol
  • FAVORITE BOOKS: Game of Thrones series
  • FAVORITE BANDS: I listen to a lot so I honestly have no idea lol
  • DREAM JOB: I don’t know tbh
  • WHAT AM I WEARING RIGHT NOW: an oversized t shirt, sweatpants, and a jacket
  • WHEN DID YOU CREATE YOUR BLOG: I have no idea, it feels like I’ve been trapped on this site for years
  • CURRENT AMOUNT OF FOLLOWERS: At the moment 100+ (most of them are spam blogs but whatever)
  • WHAT DO YOU POST ABOUT: random animes I like, memes, and stuff like that (I’m trash)
  • DO
    YOU HAVE ANY OTHER BLOGS: yes I have three other blogs but only one is
    active and still don’t know why I don’t delete the others lmao
  • WHEN
    DID YOUR BLOG REACH ITS “PEAK” (WHEN DID YOU GET MORE FOLLOWERS, HAVE A
    POPULAR POST, ETC…): I have no idea tbh, some things I write can get a boost if more popular blogs reblog them.
  • WHO IS YOUR MOST ACTIVE FOLLOWER: idk
  • WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO GET A TUMBLR: I saw funny tumblr posts all over the web and decided to check it out
  • DO YOU GET ASKS ON A DAILY BASIS: haha no
  • WHY
    DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR URL: I’ve changed my username so many times now so idk

I legitimately apologize for being 50 shades of uninteresting but this was fun to do anyways

I’m going to tag  yusenki shingekinoyogscast trashyeruri kuarfish and anyone else who wants to do it