I’m not really a collector but I collected quarters
at one point in my life
2.
What’s your favorite dinosaur?
Gotta go with the most cliché one so T-rex
3.
Name one thing you’ve pretended to like (at all,
or just a lot more than you really do) in order to impress someone. Arcade
Fire, for example.
A lot of tv shows. First thing off top of my head
is Grey’s Anatomy
4.
If you had children (not counting your numerous
OC’s who don’t actually have to go out in PUBLIC with these RIDICULOUS names
you’ve given them), what would you name them?
I honestly don’t even know. Never even thought of
having kids because ain’t nobody got time for that ish. But I will say I do like
the name Sage~
5.
Do you actually like chocolate?
Yup
6.
What’s your favorite phrase/colloquialism that
would likely not be understood by anyone outside of Tumblr?
Ahem. A stampede of dicks
7.
What is your SNK crack ship?
I don’t think I actually have one? Maybe Jean and
Eren but I think that’s about it
8.
Eruri has been canon confirmed. How do you
respond?
Watching smugly from the sidelines with tea as the
hardcore eruri shippers dissolve into some form of celebratory chaos
9.
Fads. Remember those? Tell me about something
past you was REALLY, REALLY into that makes present you cringe.
I’d probably say those ridiculous silly bands
(flashes back to middle school me and cringes)
10.
What’s your headcanon on Levi’s cravat
situation?
Levi’s mother had fashioned Levi a cravat when he
was a child. She promised her small son that one day she and Levi would be well
rid of the underground, and that eventually he’d be as handsome and well
dressed as the noblemen who visited from above ground were. Levi held onto her
words long after she passed, and he was eventually gifted a cravat as an
appreciative token from Erwin. He keeps it near him at all times to remind
himself of his mother and of his promise to protect Erwin. (Idek why I made this so
long. I pulled this out of my ass lmfao)
“How are you so calm?!” “I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”
the “general step-mom”: very organised, does things ASAP, constantly reminds you of the work you need to do, loves to say i told you so when your stupid ass keeps on postponing said homework until it’s almost too late, also checks in to make sure that you managed on time. quote: “have you started on the homework yet?”
the “head-in-the-clouds genius”: never knows what the fuck is going on, doesn’t come to most classes, always has to get reminded about homework and deadlines (repeatedly for the same thing as well), always manages to pass all the exams with pretty high grades in the end. quote: “homework?????? what homework?????”
the “duty-bound procrastinator”: knows exactly what the fuck is going on, does nothing about the things that need to be done, always finds something else to do instead, feels anxious for postponing all of it, does everything the last second and says it’s never going to happen again (a lie). quote: “fuck, homework. i’ll, uh, start right after i finish with this movie marathon.”