don’t forget you started this
Don’t you dare shift the fault towards me, you soggy potato
I’m sorry, my mama says I’m not allowed to talk to sinners~
don’t forget you started this
Don’t you dare shift the fault towards me, you soggy potato
I’m sorry, my mama says I’m not allowed to talk to sinners~
@jaegerlevi I’m kinkshaming
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It was rude when you came out and attacked me and I wasn’t even doing anything. I was giving you compliments too
It was a love attack

It’s impossible to win with you
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It was rude when you came out and attacked me and I wasn’t even doing anything. I was giving you compliments too
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You’re either “I’m thankful for Tumblr” or “I hope this site burns in hell.” And if you’ve been here long enough you’ve evolved into a bitter combination of the two and there’s no in between.
– never sleeps when I need to
– cries at anything
– fakes positivity
– spends money impulsively
– requires constant validation
– clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something
– laughs at own unfunny jokes
here’s your daily reminder that
- you aren’t worthless
- you’re worth more than you think you are
- you mean a lot to someone
- you’ve done something to make someone laugh or smile
- you’ve laughed and smiled
- you’re good enough
- you deserve to be happy
- you’re allowed to be sad
- you’re you and nothing can change that
- and there’s no one else you need to be
- Visits his friends in the country
- Tours facility where alien invaders sucked the life out of the planet to mass-produce soldiers
- Encounters incredibly dangerous foe who wants both him and Amethyst dead
- Bares soul about feelings of isolation and inferiority in order to convince Amethyst to let him protect her from near-certain death
- Forms new
and really cutefusion- Sees Jasper corrupted and impaled right before his eyes
- Returns to barn to find platoon of alien hostiles who can only be placated by Amethyst enduring extreme physical duress
- Takes a field trip to the moon
- SURPRISE YOUR MOM’S A MURDERER
- Sends aforesaid alien platoon hurtling into the vacuum of space
- Also gets sucked into space WHOOPS
- Floats aimlessly for thousands of miles through the void with little hope of rescue
- Narrowly avoids being stabbed to death by someone whose life he just saved
- Hugs and background music
- Yeah your mum still killed ye olde space president sorry bud