jamison-rutledge:

size differences aren’t always about “tol” and “smol”, kids, sometimes they’re about “beanpole” and “brick shithouse”

I will not ride on your devil machine, I will not succumb to this sorcery

@smackermans, not talking about Dildos (via jaegerlevi)

Oddly enough, even if we were talking about that, still wouldn’t ride them