ironinkpen:

• suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)
• staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment
• *points at a garbage can* “that’s me”
• zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat
• *something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”
• “what are you doing” “my best”
• shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)
• “Bees?”

alkthash:

internalscreeching:

Tumblr is a lot like Rapture in a way. You come here for art, like-minded people and escape from outside world, but end up hopelessly addicted and knee-deep in political/moral Discourse turned violent. The locals are disturbingly aggressive. Every place is a very aesthetically appealing burning wreck. Escape is impossible. Creepy plaster statues are here

Bullshit. I have yet to manifest the ability to shoot bees from my hands.