guess i’ll break my leg just for the hell of it hahaha
a canadian with hella healthcare probably (via garyjarman)
me: i want this specific content
my brain: ur gonna have to make it then
me: fuck
me upon seeing shiny materialistic object: how pretty! i will buy it right away
my wallet, screaming and beating me with a stick: no!! you! will! not!! you filthy goblin
me getting robbed on an elevator: that’s wrong on so many levels haha 🙂
robber:
me:
robber:
me:
robber:
me: honestly? the fact that u dont appreciate,
The signs and flirting
Says they can’t flirt but can flirt like a love God: LEO, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Taurus
Can flirt without trying, but when they try, it’s horrible: Virgo, Pisces, SCORPIO, Aries
Can’t flirt for shit: Cancer, Aquarius
Always flirting whether they know it or not: LIBRA, Gemini
Ive been drawing a lot of stuff for the #redrawreigen tag on twitter
Today is one of the others
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I don’t understand why people hate puns, they’re language taken and twisted and wielded to create a special brand of humour; they’re the result of thousands of years of language evolution and combined with the finest wit, and resulting in an universal reaction of laughter and groaning ; in a way it’s a form of magic, if you consider magic as the power of words on the world.
You could even say it’s
wit craft
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