me: i wrote my character’s backstory
friend: you fucked up a perfectly good oc is what you did. look at it. its got anxiety
i make terrible jokes online and in person so at least i’m consistent
Draw the Happy Couple! 🙂
Them: motherfucker
Me, an intellectual: Oedipus
the influence of your birthday
did you know your birthday is under the governance of a planet? so this means the day of the week you were born will influence your personality:
calculate on which day you were born here: x
Monday: ruled by the moon, monday born people are sensitive, intuitive, emotional and romantic people, seeking their one true love
Tuesday: ruled by mars, tuesday born people have strong personalities and are real fighters, fighting either for success, love or anything really, they don’t give up easily
Wednesday: ruled by mercury, wednesday born people are very smart and have amazing communication skills but have also workaholics tendencies
Thursday: ruled by jupiter, thursday born people are family oriented and are very generous, honest, freedom loving people
Friday: ruled by venus, friday born people are harmonious people destined to art, fashion and creativity and have a weakness for luxury
Saturday: ruled by saturn, saturday born people are typical individualists and prefer to be alone but have great organisation skills
Sunday: ruled by sun, sunday born people have a strong leadership potential and are very vain and proud
read more about the day you were born here: x
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Corgi getting cozy in his new pyjamas
On the other side
Mob’s Stamina: 0%
Y’all can’t seriously expect me to be productive everyday of the month
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When you date a girl taller than you. 🔊