whenever ppl find out i’m intp they’re like ‘oh but you’re so nice and caring and social’ and im like bitch i was socialized like a fucking girl okay i have a big approval complex and fucking hate conflict and I know that the easiest way to skate through life is to just be sweet and kind and fly under people’s radar, so that is what i do. i promise you that inside i am very much the condescending, analytical space-case you’re thinking of
aeschylus: stayed outside in his old age to avoid a prophecy that he would die from having something fall on his head, died when an eagle thought his bald head was a rock and dropped a turtle on him to break its shell
plato: partied too hard
empedocles: jumped into a volcano to prove that he was immortal
philitas of cos: was such an incredible pedant that he wasted away while studying erroneous word usage
saint lawrence: roasted alive during christian persecution under valerian, joked that he was done on one side and needed to be flipped over
didius julianus: purchased the roman empire in an auction, ruled for 9 weeks, executed for being ineffective leader
petronius arbiter: sentenced to death by nero, opened his veins while enjoying a sumptuous dinner party, edited his will to list all of the reasons he hated nero
Listening/watching a podcast and they’re talking about carbonated water and apparently some places in Germany serve carbonated water in addition to pure water??? and I’m like
No like they gave me the impression that that was what they gave you when you ordered water…but then again they said they were stationed exclusively in Berlin when this atrocity against mankind happened so
Listening/watching a podcast and they’re talking about carbonated water and apparently some places in Germany serve carbonated water in addition to pure water??? and I’m like
synnatra 