let me get some popcorn to go with this roast cause victor’s savage af (insp)
*me hanging out w 19 yr olds as a 20 yr old* sooo my fellow youths„„, what’s the teen lingo these days…….. what’s the 411……the hot gossip in teen town… ….
i love girls but they’re out of my league … like every single girl… all of them.. out of my league
anime woman: *has a baby*
anime doctor: *checks the baby’s hairstyle* i’m sorry ma’am……he’s a main character
anime woman: *sob* no…..i’m too young to die……..
anime doctor: i’m sorry….you know the rules…… *takes out a gun*
I’m half asleep and thought that was the fucking crazy frog in the bottom right of this gif
we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck
the only millennial headline that matters
reblog if you want dinner more than sex
Man I love vine and I’m gonna miss it! I’m totally jumping on the bandwagon but hey why not? Here is some of my favs!
guy:
why couldn’t I just be born a squirrel or something
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