deoxyribonucleics:

aroacediscourser:

If you’re attracted to the opposite gender you’re not lgbt. Lmao

Fuck….. the News is In…. the B in LGBT now stands for Bongos…. im sorryĀ ā€œBiā€ people………whatever those are…….

me, calmly reading my sociology book then I see this:

me:

In conclusion, 2016 isn’t real guys~

dreamerofderse:

dreamerofderse:

dreamerofderse:

a cute girl casually came out to me the other day and I handled it so gracelessly that I might as well have just stuck my entire foot in my mouth instead

anyway we’re dating now and the first time she kissed me I saidĀ ā€œthanks for that, I appreciate itā€ because I have no idea how to function

I proposed to her twice (with & without a ring, the first time it was without a ring because I was worried she was gonna propose first) and she cried both times