mossandrock:

dimedog:

“I wish I had the time to do that.”

– me, a person who definitely has the time to do that but also has terrible time management skills and most likely to just spend 4 hours getting absolutely nothing accomplished instead of the hundred other things I could and should be doing

I feel personally attacked by the accuracy of this post.

me: *accidentally says something alarming abt myself in a casual conversation*
friend: woah are you ok??
me: ⚠️🚨⚠️🚨time to Escape

alexisafuckinnerd:

princesszeldaz:

never gonna give you: up
oppa gangnam: styled
uptown: funked

I AM FORCIBLY WOKEN UP INSIDE

oeus:

i hate it when teachers make u play those dumbass “get to know you” games like sis i’m not staying here forever you don’t have to know me like that just follow me on instagram or something

ferninism:

me at 15: when I’m 25 I’ll have my life together!!!
me now: at…..45…..maybe I’ll be doing…kind of ok by then