mixxtapej:

cosleia:

actualhansolo:

actualhansolo:

how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span

this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet

Also people don’t seem to notice autocomplete happening so they laboriously type the whole thing even though it’s RIGHT THERE JUST HIT ENTERRRRRRR

Bonus round: college professors not realizing the YouTube autoplay so every damn time you finish watching a video the whole class has to painstakingly watch the timer run out and then the professor is shocked when the next video starts playing

Anime girl: *gets bumped into*
Anime girl: UwyyaAAAAH?? WAAAH U WAAAH *boobs bouncing furiously* Nyaaaah! Waaaah! Uwaaaaa! *falls on top of the male protagonist in slow motion* Wawawaaah! *skirt flies up exposing underwear* Haaaaaa! Waaaah! Uwaawawa! *knocks down an entire shelf of condensed milk and gets soaked* IiyaaaaAAaaanyanyaaaa! *boobs squish against the protagonist’s face with a cheesy sound effect* UwaaaAAAAAAAH! *blushes*

possiblestalker:

indianajjones:

opalescentlesbian:

entropyalarm:

katfiction2001:

“writers always know exactly where they are going with their work!”

r u sure

“no writer does anything by mistake, it’s all very strategic”

r u sure

“they use symbolism in everything. for example, a simple sentence symbolises directness and-”

R U SURE

The best moments in writing is when you discover you did something absolutely genius by complete accident.

A miscellaneous world-building detail from ten chapters earlier accidentally saved a character’s life once

“Omg this line is genius and the best reference!”
“Thank you I did that entirely on purpose!!” *sweats*

READER: “(points out symbolism and foreshadowing and depth)”

AUTHOR: