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culturenlifestyle:

These alarming and quirky yearbook quotes are found inside Spokane High’s Class of 19111, which include some pretty bizarre ambitions. Some of them include “ambitions” of murdering the faculty and marrying a dwarf. Take a look at their perplexing words below.

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this is wonderful but i urge everybody to check out the original for more gems such as

its refreshing to know that we were and will always be little shits

kirkstarfleet:

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kayla-roronora13:

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doctorenterprise:

prettyoods:

cozyoswin:

ichabads:

SPACE

THE FINAL FRONTIER

THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE

ITS FIVE YEAR MISSION

TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS

TO SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS 

TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE

[AGGRESSIVELY HUMS THEME TUNE]

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westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

alcor:

reasons why the English language sucks: colonel