“unfortunately it hurts all 3 of my feelings”
“I have at least 14 bad angles”
“If Harrison was unable to see that I had feelings for him (at least five, but sometimes as many as seven)…”
In memory of some of the amazing, talented and beautiful people we have lost this year. May they rest in peace.
I’m kinkshaming all of Germany
Is it better or worse if I tell y’all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”
Dicke means Fat or Thick
this post only gets worse
End of 2016 Mood: Mads Mikkelsen
me: i wanna draw
person: then do it
me: listen,,,
“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,
this probably won’t get any notes since i’m such a tiny account but if you want to take this quiz you can find it here ! after pulling an all-nighter crying over tsoa, i created this because i don’t think i’ve seen this type of personality test floating around before! hopefully it’s not too inaccurate since i’m not an expert on the subject. this was inspired by the pottermore sorting quizzes here and the greek godly parent quiz here
feel free to tag what you got if you finish it! mine is the realist
if you don’t want to take the quiz but you still want to know, the possible outcomes were:
the chosen one: authentic, brave, bold, intuitive, natural, passionate, stubborn
the realist: practical, understanding, honest, brutal, logical, creator, intelligent, sensible, down-to-earth, reasonable
the doppelgänger: manipulative, self deprecating, intelligent, knowledgable, ambiguous, caring
the master: determined, obsessive, powerful, charismatic, confident, rash, challenging
the defender: loyal, selfless, guardian, youthful, honest, unguarded, courageous, basically a gryffindor
the warrior: purposeful, adaptable, loyal, agressive, mindful, decisive, skillful, isolated, destroyer
✧ SHINY✧
How God Created Animals (via boredpanda)
Previously: Dad Tweets