unusual truths about the signs

starlit-astrology:

aries: can actually be super fearful. mask emotions by being rash and reckless because they fear, more than anything, messing something they care about up. they feel that their emotions get in the way of making good decisions. 

taurus: not lazy; picky where they spend their energy. taurus’ can be very passionate, being ruled by venus, and when it’s something they care about taurus will go to the ends of the earth to achieve what they want. 

gemini: feels extremely deeply. always trying to dissect why they feel the way they do instead of embracing it. mask pain with wittiness and sarcasm. never honest with themselves though they can be so brutally blunt with others. 

cancer: probably has anger issues or anxiety. because cancer’s feel so deeply, they look for an outlet to release these emotions. anger is the one i’ve seen the most – cancer’s are volatile and find a way to hurt the person they take their anger out on – they go for the kill shot. 

leo: way more insecure than they front. many leo’s are physically confident, as we all know, but, like gemini’s, leo’s couldn’t be more emotionally insecure. they love the idea of love, but they’re terrified of emotional intimacy. 

virgo: their controlling organization comes from a lack of control over their heart. virgo’s – much like gemini – can have flitting attraction. their interest is temporary, as they enjoy a mystery, but only for so long. it’s a very fine line to keep the affections of a virgo, as they’re extremely picky with who they settle. 

libra: can be completely cold-hearted. scorpio’s and cancer’s get angry, but usually out of emotion, and it’s evident that no matter what they say they still care. libra’s however, have a switch that completely detaches them from all feelings when they’re pissed. will make you question if they ever even cared. 

scorpio: common perception of scorpio’s is that they’re kinky and sexual bastards, when really they are one of the few signs who views sex as an act of love rather than of physical feelings. scorpio’s only have sex with people they love – it’s more their heart than body. 

sagittarius: that wanderlust spirit is rooted deeply in fear. sagittarius fear attachment to one place or person for too long; it’s why they tend to travel. either physically or emotionally, locking down a sagittarius is very difficult, but not because they just want to see the world, but because they are very distrustful in nature. 

capricorn: like gemini, capricorn are very emotional. however, capricorn tend to ignore feelings instead of trying to understand them. known as driven, they tend to focus all their energy on a single thing, and think that emotion is a distraction from their goals.  

aquarius: super loyal. even though aquarius are very opportunistic and tend to take the route they think is the best for themselves, they also have a very compassionate side to those they sympathize with. aquarius’ hearts are difficult to capture, but once you do they’re also difficult to lose.

pisces: much more manipulative than perceived. pisces may feel deeply – as a water sign – but they use this to their advantage. pisces have a wicked accurate gut feeling due to how deeply in tune their are with their own emotions. if a pisces thinks that you can benefit them, they will use you.

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

”surprising” facts about the signs

aries: reaaaaalllly fucking sensitive. that’s maybe why they can get angry pretty fast, because they just take shit too personal sometimes, and they can’t deal with it. BUT OTHER THAN THAT, they’re actually fucking adorable and smol little beans who just crave love.
taurus: very care-free and they do not care about a single shitt. they’re very hard-working though and they try to get shit done, but they are also very lazy, which isn’t really surprising.. they are also very quick to anger, just like aries.
gemini: gemini isn’t THAT two-faced like people think. they’re just moody. they can get easily annoyed and that’s why their mood can change pretty fast.
cancer: they’re pretty obsessed with themselves and they can be really fucking cocky. they secretly like to make others suffer and make them feel shitty. they do it very slowly and careful though, so people won’t notice it.
leo: really insecure, but never shows their insecure side bc they still want to shine in the spotlight, without people noticing their flaws, if they even have them because most leo’s are flawless af.
virgo: they tend to worry a lot, still they don’t really care about shit. i know that it sounds weird, but it’s true! well, at least for the virgo’s i know in real life. they tend to worry a lot about their work and school stuff, but they don’t really do anything for it, but they also don’t really care. however, they always seem to make everything perfect.
libra: they are reallllyyyyyy insecure in their relationships. they’re usually a pro at relationships, but they are really insecure about it and they often don’t know how to deal with them, or what to do with them.
scorpio: they are perfectionists. i don’t really know if it’s surprising, but they are perfectionists. i mean, they are very ambitious and that isn’t a surprising fact, but just like virgo, they want everything to be perfect.
sagittarius: they are soft little beaaans. don’t hurt them please. they seem really tough and strong, but they’re realy sensitive. NEVER SHOWS IT THOUGH. you will never know when they’re sad or anything, they always want to stay positive and happy, so they do.
capricorn: they seem to be emotionless and insensitive, but that’s just because they want to be like that. they don’t want all these feelings and emotions. but everyone has them, so they do too, but they try to hide it with sarcasm and sometimes even with anger.
aquarius: they have LOTS and LOTS of emotions floating in their head and heart and they just don’t know what to do with it, so they just let their emotions destroy them, without saying a word. i don’t know if it is a surprising fact, but i think it is.
pisces: isn’t that innocent than most people think they are. they have a weapon which is called, baby face. they have this innocent little face that makes you think that they’re all niceee and sweeeet buT NO. they’re really good at backstabbing.

pragmaticgryffindor:

*says something kind of mushy to someone i look up to*

*person doesnt respond within 2 minutes*

my Brain Goblin: REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET RE

Me: I really want a girlfriend

God: ummmm ur life already has a gay protagonist, any additional queer characters would be pandering