Davos, hyping up Jon Snow to Daenerys:
How does a bastard…. orphan….. son of an honorable Northman….
womp there it is
*Lannister soldiers in the woods singing*
Arya: *thinking* Oh, imma cut these hoes for sure
Soldiers: *are friendly and warm*
Arya:
tfw you know your complaining is annoying everyone so you gotta decide if it’s worth it to vent a little
them: i love you
me: that’s nice however that is Impossible™ considering i am, to the very core, fundamentally unloveable
Olenna chugging down that poison is how you say,,,,,relatable
One of My Brothers Died and the Other One Is Dead Inside
A memoir by Sansa Stark (via garnetislovegarnetislife)
Jaime: let me grant you this merciful death
Olenna: shit thanks Olenna: *drinks poison* Olenna: btw I murdered your son Jaime: what- Olenna: peace out bitch Jaime: THE FUCKWar of the Three Monarchs
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