me: *is faced with a distressing situation*
brain: *shuts down*
me: no maybe we should actually deal with this
brain: ✔️read 7:26pm

starlitastronaut:

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

snifl:

snifl:

my first joke i ever made was drawing a comic where two people are staring at a dress in the window of a store. one of them says “I would die for that dress” and the other says “i would kill for that dress” and then they look at each other awkwardly.

this was when i was like 6 and every day i wake up knowing I’ll never be able to top this, my magnum opus.