me, a POC, when I’m eating something spicy and it’s actually burning and I’m trying to hide it: Fire cannot kill a dragon
*thinking about my entire self* hm that’s embarrassing
ppl on the internet when they see my face: wtf ur so beautiful!!! an ethereal being, date me pls!!!!
ppl irl:
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.
…One day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it.
I want to thank god for not only making me a dumbass, but also making me ugly and not funny
I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick
Me: *is feeling bad*
Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny*
Brain: can’t talk about it then
synnatra 