“And it’s a human need to be told stories. The more we’re governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more we need to tell stories to each other about who we are, why we are, where we come from, and what might be possible.”
Goodbye and thank you Alan Rickman (21.02.46 – 14.01.16)
I’ve wanted to draw my interpretation of cyborg levi all week and i finally got around to it! I even made it flashy for the first time in a long time xD ahhh im so rusty
WRITE 3 THINGS YOUR FOLLOWERS PROBABLY DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU.
I was tagged by trashforthetrashblog to do this and after 398408 years I finally pulled my head out of my ass and I did it. (Major shout out to her for tagging my boring ass) So without further ado, here are 3 things my followers don’t need (or don’t want) to know about me but will know nonetheless because yes
1. I am violently afraid of clowns, but somehow I can get through It and (most of) AHS: Freak Show without batting an eye
2. Since starting college, I’ve managed to slip both into and out of the men’s room a grand total of 2 times. Luckily no one was in there, but I did it for the thrill (besides that makes a good story to tell the grandkids)
3. I honestly can’t eat bananas (all sexual references aside) they just taste awful and leave a bad aftertaste in my mouth
Now that that’s over I’m tagging smithlets thetimeisturning comander-sadwin girl-in-a-paper-bag and anyone else who wants to do this~
*applauds for exactly 3 seconds*
*sniffles* I’d like to thank the academy for this recognition
WRITE 3 THINGS YOUR FOLLOWERS PROBABLY DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU.
I was tagged by trashforthetrashblog to do this and after 398408 years I finally pulled my head out of my ass and I did it. (Major shout out to her for tagging my boring ass) So without further ado, here are 3 things my followers don’t need (or don’t want) to know about me but will know nonetheless because yes
1. I am violently afraid of clowns, but somehow I can get through It and (most of) AHS: Freak Show without batting an eye
2. Since starting college, I’ve managed to slip both into and out of the men’s room a grand total of 2 times. Luckily no one was in there, but I did it for the thrill (besides that makes a good story to tell the grandkids)
3. I honestly can’t eat bananas (all sexual references aside) they just taste awful and leave a bad aftertaste in my mouth
Now that that’s over I’m tagging smithlets thetimeisturning comander-sadwin girl-in-a-paper-bag and anyone else who wants to do this~
*re-reads my own story*: Damn this is some good shit
*gets to the part where I stopped writing*: WTF WHERE’S THE REST OF IT HOW DO I GET MORE
Brain: You’re the author, if you want more you have to write it
Me: *flips tables*
me: ah, i’m kinda on the fence about this ship
anti-shipper: *50 page meta about why the ship and shippers are horrible
me: ah yes…how about i ship it 1000% now.
I had to get some doodles out of my system after chapter 77 (I love how armin just somehow knew within seconds that it was bertholdt in that airborne barrel)
psa. if we’re mutuals, we’re automatically friends. u don’t need to say things like “sorry to bother” or “sorry im annoying” bc ur not. ur my friend. u can come to me for anything. u need help? im here. wanna chat? hmu. just wanna gush abt your muse? go for it. we’re friends. ily.
writing smut like
3tno:
how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?
and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use
tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick
tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft
tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus
tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood
tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie
tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun
me as a little kid: when i’m older i’ll be so much happier than i am now i’ll have friends and a degree and be doing good stuff with my life
me now: i was tempted to put “the bittersweet embrace of death” on my christmas list but then i remembered my family doesn’t understand how constant lowkey existential despair works
synnatra 