Burr: Hamilton’s pace is relentless, he wastes no time… What’s it like in his shoes?
Hamilton: *rides by Burr in heelys*
Burr: Goddamnit I’m willing to wait for it

Being A Slytherin Would Include…

pronqz:

Gryffindor | Ravenclaw | Hufflepuff

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  • Getting excited every time the giant squid would swim past the glass in the common room
  • Having to stock up on warm clothes bc damn it gets cold in there
  • Everyone in the dorms having like ten blankets on their beds during winter
  • Having huge games of Chinese whispers at the Slytherin table which confuses the whole school as to why all the Slytherins are deadly silent
  • Having the sassiest and most sarcastic conversations ever with your house mates
  • Staying up late on Friday nights with loads of other slytherins and playing weird drinking games with firewhisky while the minors watch in awe
  • Always defending people from your house even if you’ve never talked to them before
  • Getting confused as to why Slytherin is supposed to be the “badass” house because what actually goes on in the common room is eating competitions and rap battles
  • Creating the strongest and most last-longing friendships 
  • Passing notes in class 
  • saying “fight me” under your breath to literally everything
  • So much swearing
  • Everyone swearing all the time that you forget that swearing is “bad”
  • Getting told off in class for swearing
  • “God fucking dammit i just spilled my fucking ink”
  • Excuse me?”
  • “Sorry professor…slip of the tongue…”
  • Getting extremely stubborn when people tell you what to do, making you do the opposite. 
  • Not being as huge a fan of Snape even though everyone thinks Slytherins worship him
  • Getting really annoyed when people are surprised at how lovely you are, despite being in Slytherin 
  • Slytherin PRIDE 

kvothe-kingkiller:

slutteen:

epic-lee:

this guy knows whats up

BO BURNHAM IS MY FAVE FOR LIFE

some other lyrics from this song you might enjoy:

you make my life a living hell,

i sent gays to fix overpopulation.

boy did that go well.

the books you think i wrote are way too thick

who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldnt be a dick

and i dont watch you when you sleep

surprisingly i dont use my omnipitence to be a fucking creep

you shouldnt abstain from pork just cause you think that i want you too

you can eat pork

cause why the fuck would i give a shit?

i created the universe think i’m drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?