This was too good for me to not scream into the void about. I’m listening to this podcast rn and it’s quite frankly a gold mine. These have definitely been my favorite lines so far

(Also this is definitely not safe for work so it’s going under a read more)

“private pussy area”

“belinda’s breasts plunged to freedom and her nipples immediately stood to attention”

“her shaven pussy was revealed”

“spread your legs…so we get a good look at your internal attributes”

“her vaginal lids popped open” (Yikes™)

“her labial pinkness”

“teething her nipples vigorously”

~And thus concludes the TED Talk