thesaucymerchant:

• Visits his friends in the country
• Tours facility where alien invaders sucked the life out of the planet to mass-produce soldiers
• Encounters incredibly dangerous foe who wants both him and Amethyst dead
• Bares soul about feelings of isolation and inferiority in order to convince Amethyst to let him protect her from near-certain death
• Forms new and really cute fusion
• Sees Jasper corrupted and impaled right before his eyes
• Returns to barn to find platoon of alien hostiles who can only be placated by Amethyst enduring extreme physical duress
• Takes a field trip to the moon
• SURPRISE YOUR MOM’S A MURDERER
• Sends aforesaid alien platoon hurtling into the vacuum of space
• Also gets sucked into space WHOOPS
• Floats aimlessly for thousands of miles through the void with little hope of rescue
• Narrowly avoids being stabbed to death by someone whose life he just saved
• Hugs and background music
• Yeah your mum still killed ye olde space president sorry bud