phantomrose96:

My favorite recurring jokes in Fullmetal Alchemist

• Greed’s constant need to be in charge of very small, useless organizations

• Roy’s awful driving
• Ed’s inability to keep his limbs in tact
• Ling/Lanfan/Fu showing up unannounced on window lattices they should not be able to reach like it’s normal
• Bradley “Ugh, I’m old, not as spry as I used to be” *proceeds to take out a tank*
• “Dammit I’m the Fullmetal Alchemist!”
• Roy’s uselessness in rain
• “I didn’t just call to gush about my daughter… I called to gush about my wife too!”
• Scar’s love of tiny animals
• Greed gradually becoming good and saving countless people’s lives while never admitting that he’s becoming good and saving countless people’s lives