smackermans:

Because @trashforthetrashblog is a thirsty person. I may continue this, I don’t know. Long af thing incoming.

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“You know, I don’t make a habit of inviting people in
without getting a name or some shit.”

 The other occupant of the apartment let out a rumbling
chuckle, and a shiver bolted up Levi’s spine as the low sound reached his ears.

“Well, depends on who you ask. I have many names. But you
can call me Erwin.” Levi hardly appreciated the cryptic answer, and a part of
his brain absent-mindedly wondered when the hell Mike was coming back.

Fuckin’ dumbass just
had to go to the sketchy-ass Laundromat tonight. If he’d only pulled his big
head out of his ass and fixed up the fucking washer we had here, I wouldn’t
have to deal with this shit here…

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