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Gryffindor | Ravenclaw | Hufflepuff

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• Getting excited every time the giant squid would swim past the glass in the common room
• Having to stock up on warm clothes bc damn it gets cold in there
• Everyone in the dorms having like ten blankets on their beds during winter
• Having huge games of Chinese whispers at the Slytherin table which confuses the whole school as to why all the Slytherins are deadly silent
• Having the sassiest and most sarcastic conversations ever with your house mates
• Staying up late on Friday nights with loads of other slytherins and playing weird drinking games with firewhisky while the minors watch in awe
• Always defending people from your house even if you’ve never talked to them before
• Getting confused as to why Slytherin is supposed to be the “badass” house because what actually goes on in the common room is eating competitions and rap battles
• Creating the strongest and most last-longing friendships 
• Passing notes in class 
• saying “fight me” under your breath to literally everything
• So much swearing
• Everyone swearing all the time that you forget that swearing is “bad”
• Getting told off in class for swearing
• “God fucking dammit i just spilled my fucking ink”
• “Excuse me?”
• “Sorry professor…slip of the tongue…”
• Getting extremely stubborn when people tell you what to do, making you do the opposite. 
• Not being as huge a fan of Snape even though everyone thinks Slytherins worship him
• Getting really annoyed when people are surprised at how lovely you are, despite being in Slytherin 
• Slytherin PRIDE